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Anal sex with Mongolian girls is also illegal

Tue 2011-Nov-22 @ +08 14:27:05 pm

This is what the law says

This is what a jackass minister says

“In reality, in the country’s constitution it is not allowed, including sections 377(a), (b), (c) and (d) which prohibit sexual relations between two men,” said Jamil
Malaysian Insider

Jamil Khir Baharom, former army general who became minister for Islam and not minister of law has clearly lied about homosexuality and the Constitution. An outright lie which Utusan Malaysia did not challenge and instead helped to peddle.

To say that Jamil Khir Baharom is stupid or ignorant is to just cover his arse. He cited the Penal Code and tried to pass it off as the Constitution. He stretched the truth. He lied. Utusan Malaysia helped him.

Ministers who lie to the public are offending the Constitution. It should be made illegal, with suitably humiliating penalties, like being placed in stocks and pelted with rotten vegetables, rotting cow’s flesh, or even a rotting cow’s head, for the crime of buggery.

Having watched Jamil buggering the Constitution, let’s talk about the sex:

  • Anal sex between two men is against the law. Jamil Khir Baharom wants you to know that. He wants you to concentrate on that. But that’s only half of it, and Jamil Khir Baharom doesn’t want you to think about that.
  • Anal sex between a man and a woman is also against the law. It’s the same law. But Jamil Khir Baharom conveniently seems to have forgotten to say that.
  • Oral sex is also against the law, whether between men or between men and women. But Jamil Khir Baharom didn’t tell you that. It’s the same law.
  • Sex with animals is also against the law. Now, since some of our ministers and their wives can be viewed as beasts, shouldn’t they and their wives be charged with bestiality? But Jamil Khir Baharom didn’t tell you that.

In other words, nobody is allowed to have anal or oral six. Not husbands and wives, not boyfriends and girlfriends, not ministers and their mistresses, not men and men, and not women with women.

It’s a stupid law. But until there are people with more brains and more human feeling in government, it’s still the law.

So a woman cannot have an affair with some man and have anal or oral sex. And a man cannot have anal or oral sex with some woman he met in a hotel — oh, let’s just say, a single and attractive Mongolian woman. That’s illegal (the sex act, not the Mongolian). But Jamil Khir Baharom didn’t try to tell you that.

What he did try to do is to invent a new offence — that homosexuality is against the Constitution. Now, homosexuality is not about sex. It’s about a relationship between two men. And how can a relationship between two human beings be illegal?

But Jamil Khir Baharom cannot tell the difference: His dirty mind can only see anal sex.

What was that joke again, the one about people with brains in their arses?

» Part II: The Jackasses Who Offend the Constitution

Amended to break the article into two parts

One Comment
  1. Tue 2011-Nov-22 @ +08 15:52:31 pm 15:52

    You must know by now the law only applies to the people but not to the deceitful and corrupted Umno morons. They can also get the immigration entry records of the mongolian’s removed from the computer not to mention the right to obtain the C4 from the ministry of defense without any trace of who had taken it.
    These are not minor actions but most serious ones and no body, including the P.M. or the then DPM had the right to have the access to them. Above all to date nothing has been done about them.

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