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Tong ordered to celebrate Year of Scapegoat

Tue 2015-Feb-3 @ MYT 16:54:53 pm

Exclusively stolen from Fake Malaysia News

Tong Kooi Ong, publisher of The Edge and Malaysian Insider, has been ordered by the Treasury to celebrate the coming Chinese new year of the Scapegoat.

In a statement published by the unsavoury (no-MSG!) Fake Malaysia News of ill-repute, the Financial Ministry said:

2015 will be an exciting scapegoat year and we suggest Edge publishing group employees and owner Tong Kooi Ong be blamed for the falling ringgit and take an immediate, indefinite vacation!

In these ‘not in economic crisis’ conditions, there’s no room for those that ask questions about 1MDB, or expose the country’s economic weaknesses. They will be all be held responsible for the current economic malaise during this prosperous scapegoat year! Financial journalism is economic sabotage of the first order, and media owners will now be branded traitors by the government who got us into this economic mess!

The Edge needs to understand, like many of us in the Finance Ministry, 1MDB is a lot sexier with the lights turned off than on! The less investors can see, the greater the chance they’ll hop into bed with us!

Nah, here got proof.

Damning evidence of Tong Kooi Ong’s economic sabotage has come from a credible source – an anonymous writer with a free WordPress blogging account. (Not us la, we are just anonymouses with a free WordPress blog.)

Words and photos stolen from Fake Malaysia News

Because we’re all pirates in this town

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