Tu kuasa mi kuasa
PUBLIC NOTICE
Whereas it has come to Our Attention that Certain Quarters have Arisen of late to strive as Champions of uncertain Causes, thereby causing Confusion among the many Peoples of this Noble Land;
And Whereas it Behooves Us to ensure the Domestic Tranquillity among our Peoples, that they not descend to Fractional squabbling among the Halves, Thirds, Eighths and Sixteenths seeking to overcome the claims of Certain Quarters, and to thereby Bring Down the Supreme One and Better Half;
Now therefore, by the Powers invested in me by Diverse Book Makers, and in the name of the Supreme Oracle (not Larry Ellison), do We make the following
PROCLAMATION
- The public are hereby required to form themselves into Caucuses of like-minded people.
- To meet the objectives of One Malaysia, each Caucus is permitted to Champion only one Cause
- Each member of the public is permitted to be a member of only one Caucus
- Anyone not a member of a Caucus is classified as One Without a Cause, referred to as the Nons
- All members of the Nons are permitted to Argue only among Themselves
- Members of a Caucus, referred to in shorts as Caucasians, may Argue with the Nons
- Members of the Nons shall not argue back
The following, our Wellbeloved Servants, are hereby declared as Caucasians, having formed a valid Caucus:
Lompatkuasa
What, me worry?
Kementerian Tahanan
What, we worry?
O Mama-maha-kuasa
Let us prey
Rosmahahaha-maha-kuasa
Be worried, buy force of arms
Apco kuasa
You! Non! Worry!
Given under the Great Seal of the Jabulani
Majulah Sukan Untuk Negara
SAYA YANG TAK IKUT PERINTAH
Sotong Kuasa
Arms and the Man: The Power of Eight
Postscript
Depa kasar
What? They not worried?
© 2010 uppercaise
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May we seek your opinion if our contemplated proposed names of “Perskissass” or “Perkikass” is objectionable ?
As the authorised agent for Sotong Kuasa, you are hereby notified that all names are approved.
Thanks, Man!
Let’s take on some asses to kick! 😀