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Jon Snow’s brilliant winning strategy

Mon 2016-Aug-8 @ MYT 15:05:45 pm

How he won the Battle of the Bastards

Jon Snow - master tactician and military strategist

Jon Snow – master tactician and military strategist

How they planned the battle!

NEVER BEFORE REVEALED! Details of Jon Snow’s battle conference before the Battle of the Bastards, by which he recaptured the castle from Bolton Wanderers:

Right lads, gather round.

“First, I’m gonna do the John Wayne thing against the savages. Then we all do the French at Agincourt, but in reverse.”

What will Bolton be doing?

“He’ll do the English at Agincourt and at Crecy, but in reverse. Then he’ll do the Rourke’s Drift, the Massed Phalanx, and the Roman Square with the pointy things, all at once.”

Oh. Well, how will we win?

“We wait and do the Little Big Horn.”

Yes, but when do we win?

“When we’re down to nothing, my sister will do Blucher in the woods. It’s Waterloo in reverse.

Do you know that she’s coming?

“We’ll find out later.”

“All clear?”

“Right. Off I go. See you in the butcher’s pit.”

Then we catch them by surprise. Brilliant.

Then we catch them by surprise!



Revealed: Mahathir’s new party

Sat 2016-Aug-6 @ MYT 14:29:06 pm

Kini! Terbaru! Selamatkan Malaysia!

Terbaru! Mahathir's new party!

Terbaru! Mahathir’s new party!


The politician at war: defender of the realm

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The politician: dog of war

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Permit for lethal force: members of a bar

Thu 2016-Aug-4 @ MYT 16:47:12 pm

Direktorat Sekuritate Nationale

Mobilisation Order No 1/2016 – Permit to use all lethal force

Man the barricades!

Pursuant to Mobilisation Notice No. 1/2016 wherein the Direktorat Sekuritate Nationale has commanded that, in the event of war, hostilities, invasions, incursions or landings by hostile forces,
1. All lawyers, advocates, solicitors, pupils, clerks, and
2. All members of a bar and all present at the bar,
are required to report immediately to the national front and to attend with all speed at the barricades fully equipped, fully armed, and fully clothed (wigs optional).

Permit to use all lethal force

The Direktorat Sekuritate Nationale hereby further commands you to repel all boarders, incursionists, invaders, and any form of hostile force.


By this permit, you are hereby empowered by the Direktorat Sekuritate Nationale to use all lethal force, including and not limited to: restraining orders, writs of habeas corpus, orders of forfeiture, writs of seizure, orders of mandamus and writs of certiorari.

As a final resort, you are empowered to hurl appeals to the supreme court in the face of the invaders.

You may fire at will. Your brief is the annihilation of hostile forces. You will take no prisoners. Applications as to costs will be refused. Deserters will be derobed.

By order of the High Command

Permit to use lethal force
Mobilisation Order No 1/2016
Direktorat Sekuritate Nationale



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